The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
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Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
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Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2292 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2292TSLA
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Rarity57.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
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Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
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Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2336 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2336TSLA
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Rarity58.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
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Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2348TSLA
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Rarity52.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
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Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
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Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2400TSLA
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Rarity55.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2442 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2442TSLA
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Rarity53.15
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
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Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
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Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
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Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
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Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
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Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
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Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2623TSLA
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Rarity43.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
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Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2681 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2681TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2751 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2751TSLA
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Rarity46.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
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Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
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Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2818 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2818TSLA
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Rarity46.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2851 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2851TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2886TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2891 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2891TSLA
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2910 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2910TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2918 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2918TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
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Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2941 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2941TSLA
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Rarity44
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2949 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2949TSLA
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Rarity57.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
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Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
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Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
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Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
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Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3041 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3041TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3093 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3093TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3138 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3138TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3145 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#3145TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.18
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3146 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3146TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3148TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3166 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#3166TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3223 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#3251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3274 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.