The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0192 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0192AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0508 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0508AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0779AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1510 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1510NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2250 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2455 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2455TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2685 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2685TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.16
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2817 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2817TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3053 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3053TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.99
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.