The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#0008AAPL

#0141AAPL

#0204AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0217 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on volt

#0217AAPL

#0308AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#0329AAPL

INTERN

Rarity63.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0434 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet

#0434AAPL

INTERN

Rarity45.96

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#0756AAPL

INTERN

Rarity62.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0758 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#0758AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.38

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine

#0927AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.58

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1190 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#1190NVDA

#1360NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1429 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#1429NVDA

#1533NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1614NVDA

#1783NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.05

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2325 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2325TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.39

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2377 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal

#2377TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.5

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2510 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2510TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.07

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2609TSLA

#2626TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2713TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.77

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#2735TSLA

#2790TSLA

#2884TSLA

#3312TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.