The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0128 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0128AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0361 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0361AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0380 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0380AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0492 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0492AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.59
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0560 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0560AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0740 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0740AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0805 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0805AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1023 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1107 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1229 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1229NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1240 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1240NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1287 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1287NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1314 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1314NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.09
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1559 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1559NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1729 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1729NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1959 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1959NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2000 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2000NVDA
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Rarity48.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2094 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2094NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2165 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2226 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2316 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2322 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2446 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2446TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.76
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2548TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2747 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2747TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2818 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2818TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2836 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2836TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2854TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3115 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3115TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3259 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3302 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 48 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.