The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0130AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0552 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0552AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1754 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1754NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2285 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2337TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.32
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2517 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2517TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3292 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#3292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.87
Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.