The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#0067AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.13

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#0096AAPL

#0502AAPL

#0660AAPL

#0706AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0743AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0801AAPL

#1077AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#1168NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.58

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#1184NVDA

#1220NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1299NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.19

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal

#1575NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.85

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal

#1652NVDA

#1671NVDA

#1690NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#1704NVDA

#1748NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1777NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.07

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint

#1996NVDA

#2129NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2156 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2156NVDA

INTERN

Rarity42.58

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#2290TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.1

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2489 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2489TSLA

#2794TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3197 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#3197TSLA

#3210TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink

#3235TSLA

INTERN

Rarity61.1

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.