The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0070 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
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Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
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Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0345 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0345AAPL
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Rarity45.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0502 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0502AAPL
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Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0574 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0574AAPL
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Rarity58.77
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0586 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0586AAPL
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Rarity55.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0660 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0660AAPL
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Rarity54.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
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Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0747 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0747AAPL
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Rarity56.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
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Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
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Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0831AAPL
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Rarity54.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
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Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0868 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0868AAPL
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1102 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1102AAPL
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Rarity39.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
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Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1299NVDA
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Rarity46.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1477 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1477NVDA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
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Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
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Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1652NVDA
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Rarity59.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1669 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1669NVDA
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Rarity42.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
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Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
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Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
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Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
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Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2026 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2026NVDA
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Rarity41.59
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
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Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2136 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2136NVDA
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Rarity39.81
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2384 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2384TSLA
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Rarity49.76
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
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Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
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Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
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Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
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Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
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Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2757 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2757TSLA
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Rarity38.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2794TSLA
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Rarity63.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
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Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
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Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
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Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
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Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2944TSLA
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Rarity55.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2954 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2954TSLA
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Rarity47.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
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Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3116 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3116TSLA
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Rarity55.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
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Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3179TSLA
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Rarity49.29
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
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Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
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Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.