The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0098AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky

#0161AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0428 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky

#0428AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.26

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0441AAPL

INTERN

Rarity63.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal

#0831AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0853 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#0853AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.77

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0912AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1387NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1633 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#1633NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1817NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1833 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#1833NVDA

INTERN

Rarity59.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1883NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#2023NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2146NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2153 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#2153NVDA

#2164NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2680TSLA

INTERN

Rarity62.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2740TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal

#2794TSLA

INTERN

Rarity63.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2874TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2944TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3089TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3129TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#3179TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.29

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#3205TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.