The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0183 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0183AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0622 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0622AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1278 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1278NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1513 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1513NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1652NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2116 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2116NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2407 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2407TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2443TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2784 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2784TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2833 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2833TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.