The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2422 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2422TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2451 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2451TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2567 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2567TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2763TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2778 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2778TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.05
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2935TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.08
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2954 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2954TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3124 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3124TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3261 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3317 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.