The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0200AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.63

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#0311AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.04

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0832AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.63

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#0954AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.06

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1077AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1690 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1690NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.65

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1764 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1764NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.05

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1777NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.07

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1872NVDA

#1887NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2028NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.31

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#2290TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.1

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2484TSLA

#2819TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2916 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#2916TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.4

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#3082TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3181TSLA

#3308TSLA

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.