The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0131 — a white cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0131AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0198 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0198AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0464 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0464AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0892AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#1996NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2179 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.04
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2265 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2386 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2386TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2477 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2477TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2758 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2758TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2765 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2765TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.6
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2831 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2831TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.09
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.