The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0853 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0853AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0965 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0965AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1399 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1399NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1787 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1787NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1872NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1889 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1889NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2136 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2136NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.81
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2473 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2473TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.1
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.