The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2239 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2254 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2299 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
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Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2367TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
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Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2407 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2407TSLA
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Rarity53.55
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2443TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2451 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2451TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2473 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2473TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.1
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
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Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2698 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2698TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2709 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2709TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2716 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2716TSLA
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Rarity45.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
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Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2777 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2777TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2780 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2780TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.25
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2784 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2784TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2794TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2804 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2804TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2831 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2831TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.09
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2833 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2833TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
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Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2877 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2877TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2954 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2954TSLA
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Rarity47.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2967 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2967TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3186TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3197 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3197TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3206 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3206TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3261 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3319 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 60 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.