The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0049AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0176 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0176AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0338 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0338AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0419 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0419AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0707 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0707AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0924 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0924AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1389 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1389NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1431 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1431NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
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Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2059 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2059NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2069NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
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Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2916 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2916TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3161 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3161TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.