The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0083AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0158 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0158AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0464 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0464AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0501 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0501AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0565 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0565AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0574 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0574AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1765NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.4
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2164 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2164NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2773 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2773TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2831 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2831TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.09
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.