The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0112 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0112AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0131 — a white cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0131AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0584 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0584AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0831AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0932 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0932AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1091 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1091AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1189 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1194 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1494 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1494NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1513 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1513NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1930 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1930NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2023NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2709 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2709TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2765 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2765TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.6
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2974 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2974TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3079 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3079TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3089TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3116 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3116TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.