The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0083AAPL

#0096AAPL

#0112AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0125AAPL

#0183AAPL

#0198AAPL

#0266AAPL

#0325AAPL

#0576AAPL

#0604AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0653AAPL

#0912AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#0954AAPL

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Rarity47.06

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0965 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0965AAPL

#1020AAPL

#1138NVDA

#1279NVDA

#1305NVDA

#1334NVDA

#1494NVDA

#1618NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1670NVDA

#1764NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1765NVDA

#1777NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1863 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1863NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.08

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#2023NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2356TSLA

#2362TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2434TSLA

#2484TSLA

#2489TSLA

#2819TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2847 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#2847TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.82

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2864TSLA

#2874TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2935TSLA

#3007TSLA

#3079TSLA

#3089TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3129TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3308 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#3308TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.65

Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.