The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0125AAPL

#0183AAPL

#0198AAPL

#0266AAPL

#0338AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0377AAPL

#0459AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0576 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#0576AAPL

#0596AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0632AAPL

#0912AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#0954AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.06

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#1138NVDA

#1507NVDA

#1764NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1770 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1770NVDA

#1863NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2223TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.67

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2242 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2242TSLA

INTERN

Rarity48.89

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2362 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2362TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.65

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2428TSLA

#2434TSLA

#2459TSLA

#2649TSLA

#2819TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2847 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#2847TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.82

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#3052TSLA

#3063TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#3082TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.