The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2384 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2384TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.76
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2491 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2491TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2533 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2533TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2582 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2582TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2658 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2658TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2757 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2757TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2794TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2804 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2804TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2831 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2831TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.09
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2833 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2833TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2924 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2924TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2944TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2954 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2954TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3116 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3116TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3179TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.29
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3186TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3215 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3215TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3320 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.