The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0613 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0613AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0768 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0768AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0914 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0914AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0943 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0943AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0970 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0970AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2035NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2122 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2419 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2419TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2643 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2643TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2797TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2827 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2827TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2902 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2902TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.4
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2989 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2989TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3227 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3230 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#3230TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.