The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2274 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2334TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2352TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2435 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2435TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2527 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2527TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.79
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2633 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2633TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2655 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2655TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2663TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2815 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2815TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3048 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3048TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3069TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.