The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0439 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0439AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1261 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1261NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1398 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1398NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1554NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1564NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2351 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2351TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.