The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0283 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0283AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0526 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0526AAPL
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0826 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0826AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1286 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1286NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1368 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1368NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1638NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1929 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1929NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2089 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2089NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2093 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2093NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2899 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2899TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.