The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2409 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2409TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2435 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2435TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2632 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2632TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2633 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2633TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2876 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2876TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.96
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#2900TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3201 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3201TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.68
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3227 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3252 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.32
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.