The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2334TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2486 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2486TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2655 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2655TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2771TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2798 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2798TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2815 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2815TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2824 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2824TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3101 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#3101TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3196 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3196TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3218 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3218TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3228 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.