The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1005 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1059 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1286 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1286NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1715 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1715NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1929 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1929NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1954 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1954NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1958 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1958NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.93
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1993NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2098 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2098NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.25
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2168 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2168NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2475 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2475TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2660 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2660TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2675 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2675TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2852 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2852TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2906 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2906TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.