The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0468 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0468AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.77
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0649 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0649AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0657AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0865 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0865AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.29
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0909 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0909AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0911 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0911AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0940 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0940AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0941 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0941AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0962 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0962AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1005 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1059 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1070 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.52
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.