The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2272 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2342 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2342TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2412 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2412TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2447 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2447TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2475 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2475TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2650 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2650TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2660 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2660TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2675 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2675TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2823 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2823TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2852 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2852TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine
#2871TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2906 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2906TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3033TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3039 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3039TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3211 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3211TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.41
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3248 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.