The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0032 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0556 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0556AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1209 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1261 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1261NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1528 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1528NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2110NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.