The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0407 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0407AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0658 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0658AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0715 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0715AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0909 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0909AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0943 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0943AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1033 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1315 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1315NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.39
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1420 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1420NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1447 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1447NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1519 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1519NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.38
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1747 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1747NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.36
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2259 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2274 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2633 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2633TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2692 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2692TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2908 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2908TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2923 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2923TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3071 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3071TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3110 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3110TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.