The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0137 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0137AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0512 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0512AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0525 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0525AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0566AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0679AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0787 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0787AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0826 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0826AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0866 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0866AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0956 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0956AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1309 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1309NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1415 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1415NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1660 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1660NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1735 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1735NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1873 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1873NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2272 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2275 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2361 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2361TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2383TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2412 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2412TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2475 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2475TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3073TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.