The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0940 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0940AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1438 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1438NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1843 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1843NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.25
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2019 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2019NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2122 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2663TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2972 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2972TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.