The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1377 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1377NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1760 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1760NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1925 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1925NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2035NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2122 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.