The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0334AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0465 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0465AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1153 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#1573NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1702 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#1702NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.51
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2183 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2274 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2275 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2475 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2475TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2837 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2837TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.