The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0553 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0553AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0692AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0848 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#0848AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1067 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1368 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1368NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1393 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1393NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1458 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1458NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1465 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1465NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1594NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1631 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1631NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1909 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1909NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2095 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2095NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2097 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2097NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2143 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2143NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2342 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2342TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2374 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2374TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2914 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2914TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3101 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#3101TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.