The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0403 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0403AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0439 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0439AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0556 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0556AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0925 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0925AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.64
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0990 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0990AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1093 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1490 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1490NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1528 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1528NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2110NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2643 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2643TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3001 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3001TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3026TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.