The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0032 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0470 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0470AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0514 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0514AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0863 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0863AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.24
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0882 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0882AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0996 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0996AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1021 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1021AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1292 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1292NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.99
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2168 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2168NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2171 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.58
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2315 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2537 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2537TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3132 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3132TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.