The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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EmployerTomcat Motors Eyessquint TieNone CLEAR ALL

Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal

#2313TSLA

INTERN

Rarity67.19

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2314 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#2314TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.9

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2334 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2334TSLA

#2343TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2349TSLA

#2350TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine

#2470TSLA

INTERN

Rarity65.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet

#2579TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.2

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2584 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle

#2584TSLA

#2599TSLA

#2631TSLA

#2654TSLA

#2663TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2708 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on sky

#2708TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.91

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2722 — a white cat, in a green suit, on hot pink

#2722TSLA

INTERN

Rarity48.68

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#2797TSLA

#2867TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine

#2871TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.46

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2876 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle

#2876TSLA

#2896TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal

#2900TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.45

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2914 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2914TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.63

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#3010TSLA

#3102TSLA

#3107TSLA

#3234TSLA

#3253TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3271TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.87

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3311 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#3311TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.18

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.