The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
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Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2296TSLA
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Rarity45.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2310TSLA
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Rarity43.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2375 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2375TSLA
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Rarity43.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2381 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2381TSLA
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Rarity41.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2383TSLA
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Rarity47.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
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Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
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Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
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Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
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Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2457TSLA
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Rarity50.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
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Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2471 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2471TSLA
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Rarity47.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2486 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2486TSLA
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Rarity47.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
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Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2556 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2556TSLA
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Rarity37.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2560TSLA
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Rarity52.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
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Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2608TSLA
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Rarity62.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2643 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2643TSLA
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Rarity45.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2741TSLA
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Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2769 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2769TSLA
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Rarity41.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2771 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2771TSLA
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Rarity47.93
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2776 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2776TSLA
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Rarity42.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
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Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2823 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2823TSLA
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Rarity54.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
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Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2855 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2855TSLA
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Rarity46.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
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Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2943 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2943TSLA
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Rarity44.31
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2958 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2958TSLA
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Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2972 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2972TSLA
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Rarity54.18
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
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Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3001 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3001TSLA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3004 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3004TSLA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
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Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
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Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3026TSLA
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Rarity43.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3033TSLA
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Rarity41.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
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Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
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Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
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Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3087 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3087TSLA
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Rarity45.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3092 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3092TSLA
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3121TSLA
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Rarity48.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
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Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3201 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3201TSLA
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Rarity60.68
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3211 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3211TSLA
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Rarity37.41
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
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Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3242 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3242TSLA
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Rarity41.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3303TSLA
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Rarity43.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 58 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.