The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
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Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1296 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1296NVDA
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Rarity52.62
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1315 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1315NVDA
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Rarity40.39
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
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Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
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Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1420 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1420NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1438 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1438NVDA
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Rarity58.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1447 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1447NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1448 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1448NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
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Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
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Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
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Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
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Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
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Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1519 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1519NVDA
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Rarity39.38
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1525 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1525NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.41
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
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Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
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Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1594NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1604 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1604NVDA
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
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Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
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Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
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Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
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Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1747 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1747NVDA
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Rarity63.36
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1760 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1760NVDA
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Rarity52.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1776NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
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Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1837 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1837NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.43
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1873 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1873NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1891 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1891NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.86
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1985 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1985NVDA
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Rarity36.28
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2011NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2035NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
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Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2143 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2143NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2148NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2161 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2177 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2180 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.33
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.