The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0570 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0570AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0582AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0638AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0639 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0639AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0742 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0742AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1006 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1467 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1467NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1773 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1773NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1923 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1923NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.49
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1946NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2108NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2199 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2550 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2550TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2620 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2620TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2803 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2803TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2932 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2932TSLA
INTERN
Rarity70.68
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.