The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0090 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0120AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0155 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0155AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0276 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0276AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
INTERN
Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0642 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0642AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0710 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0710AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0926 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0926AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1076 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1182 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1193 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1352NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.83
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1386 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1386NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1423 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1423NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1553NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1572 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1572NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1736 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1736NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1964 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1964NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1973 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1973NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2262 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2388 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2388TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3209 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3209TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.