The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0673 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0673AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1424 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1424NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1437 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1437NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1578 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1578NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1616NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1624 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1624NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1766 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1766NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2158 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2184 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2359 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2359TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2897TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3083 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3083TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3144 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3144TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3194TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.