The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0068 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0068AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0156 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0156AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0280 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0280AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0569 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0569AAPL
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Rarity57.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0601 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0601AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0617 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0617AAPL
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Rarity50.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
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Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0673 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0673AAPL
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Rarity51.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0893 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0893AAPL
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Rarity61.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
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Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0999AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1001 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1035 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.