The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0013 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0013AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0090 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0155 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0155AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0276 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0276AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0364 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0364AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1253 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1253NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1285 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1285NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1354 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1354NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1544 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1544NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1632 — a mint cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1632NVDA
INTERN
Rarity73.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1692 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1692NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1697 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1697NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1766 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1766NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1811 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1811NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1937 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1937NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2103 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2103NVDA
INTERN
Rarity69.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2373 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on butter
#2373TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2405 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2405TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2645 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2645TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2668 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2668TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2707 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2707TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2756 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2756TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3209 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3209TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3214 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3214TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.