The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2263 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2414 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2414TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2550 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2550TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2565 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2565TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2620 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2620TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2629 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2629TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2668 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2668TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2766 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2766TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2782 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2782TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2793TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2929 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2929TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3244 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.67
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3288 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3290 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.