The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0163AAPL

#0286AAPL

#0928AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0960AAPL

#1018AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#1030AAPL

#1285NVDA

#1311NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1422NVDA

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Rarity50.3

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1424 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1424NVDA

#1553NVDA

#1763NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1910 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1910NVDA

#1964NVDA

#1972NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1973 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#1973NVDA

INTERN

Rarity64.74

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#2064NVDA

#2105NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2502 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#2502TSLA

#2736TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#2880TSLA

#2994TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#3169TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.83

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #3323 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#3323TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.69

Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.