The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0068 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0068AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0086 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0280 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0280AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0543 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0543AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0742 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0742AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0771AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0870 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0870AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1173 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1173NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1352NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.83
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1521 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1521NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1550NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1697 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1697NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1953 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1953NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.5
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2199 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2262 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2363 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2363TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.4
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2640 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2640TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.06
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3113 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3113TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.