The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0009 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0361 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0361AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0497 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0497AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0833 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0833AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1003 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#1003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1102 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1118 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1159 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1159NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1240 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1240NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1317 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1317NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1373 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1373NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1374 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1374NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1502 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1502NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1684 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1684NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.7
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1781 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1781NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1974 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1974NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2127 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2127NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2161 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2177 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2390 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2390TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.4
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2474 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2474TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2577 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2577TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2612 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2612TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2630 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2630TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2882 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2882TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2979 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2979TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3135 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3135TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.14
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3172 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3172TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 46 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.